Mortis Van Kilt III - Zombie Baby

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USD$ 19.95


Mortis Van Kilt III - Zombie Baby

Brainlessly adorable and weirdly sweet, this baby is totally out of control (as are all Zombies). The joy and horror of bringing this little destructive darling home is rewarding, but can be fatal. Remember: your mindless Zombie baby must always feed, otherwise YOU might become a late night snack!

Your Warning: Zombie proof all your belongings to protect yourself from his eternal cravings for fresh meat. Have on hand a sturdy steel crib, bassinet, playpen, stroller, ball and chain to be safe and never leave him unattended or unfed.

The Gloomvanian Adoption Center will only be releasing a small number of babies into the mortal world. The management takes no responsibility for any mayhem and destruction caused by your baby, and suggests strongly that you do not adopt one. You have been warned.

Mortis Van Kilt III is 8 inches tall.